Happy Dussehra

Kill the devil inside,

and let the truth prevail!

Happy Dussehra!

Bollywood: Andaz apna apna

My favourite five dialogues from the movie.

1. Crime master Gogo naam hai mera ... aankhen nikaal kar gotiyaan khelta hoon main
2. Teja main hoon ... mark idhar hai
3. Unkey ek ek sawaal, hamare do do jawaab. Sawaal ek, jawaab do
4. Jab dil toot ta hai toh uska asar seedha dimag par hota hai
5. Aggar police ko khabar ki....toh? kardena koi baat nahin......lagta hain pakka khiladi hain

Abstract: The king who lives the life of a plebe

"Rabba sacheya tu te akheya si
ja o bandeya jag da shah hai tu.
Kadi saar vi layi rab sohneya
Tere shah nal jag ki kitiyan kitiyan.."


Once upon a time, I happened to be the king of my universe. The universe which was there when i saw it first. It was good, warm, soft and used to spin and sparkle according to my will. As i started knowing it, it was not as dreamy as it looked. it was rough, dry and had some pointy ends too. It scratched my skin, made me bleed and left a mark on me forever. It happened to me multiple times till i understood that the universe i own doesn't deserves the cuddles. it is meant to be thrashed, exploited and burnt. Even though it is mine, i will have to keep a distance from it to maintain the balance. Kings are not supposed to mix with the commoners.

I was down, on the ground, bathed in dust and mashed flora. In that little moment of silence, i made a pact with myself to draft some commandments to run this haywire wild universe. Now i follow them and stay grounded because the universe neither can bear me it nor is worth it. I am a king who lives a life of a plebe. I've made peace with myself and my universe. At times i let it play, other times i slap it down to remind how to behave with me. I am an injured king but i will rule, because i'm destined to!

Beeroholic: 5 beer brands I adore!

Everybody has their taste according to what they like and what they can afford. I'm a student hence I buy beer that is pocket friendly and does its work good. So here, I've made a list of five beer brands that are my favourite and are, well not cheap but Pocket friendly. You may be able to get these beers very easily in India. So, if you are coming to India for the first time, here's what you should drink.

1) Miller - Miller is my favourite! the colour, the way the taste is welcomed by the taste buds is magical! I've never met a single guy who has not liked it. It is a light beer but is fabulous.

2) Indus Pride - I was out with my friends and we thought of trying this beer out. It is not a normal beer, it is flavoured beer.It has four flavours Citrusy Coriander, Citrusy Cardamom, Spicy Fennel and Fiery Cinnamon.and all are awesome!  As their tagline says "brewed with spices", it is definitely something which will be a surprise to your taste buds. Flavours are good and give a fresh feel. A must try!

3) Carlsberg Elephant - One nice normal beer to set your evening. I prefer bottle over cans.

4) Kingfisher strong - This is a different one. All others have a 5% alcohol content but his has an 8% alcohol content in it and is available at a very low price!

5) Budweiser - I don't like Budweiser much. I choose it iff I have only poor beers like Haywards and Tuborg in its option.

in the end I'll only say that party hard like a maniac but don't drink and drive! Make drunk calls instead.

Bollywood: Gunda

My favourite five dialogues from the movie.

• Lambu-Aata to Kafan-Chor-Neta – “Bullaaaa ! Bulla ka naam leke tu ne mera khopdi hila diya hai! Khada Kar diya hai mera.........gusse se ek ek baal khada kar diya hai! Saale ko maine doodh pila-pila kar paala..Lekin aaj woh meri chaati chabana chahta hai, meri chaati?

• Ibu-Hatela Introduction:

         Mera naam hai Ibu Hatela,
         Maa meri chudail ke beti,
         Baap mera shaitan ka chela,
         (pointing downwards) Khayega kela? 

• Lambu-Aata to Munni-“ Kal Bulla Allah ko pyara ho jaayega. Mera naam hai Lambu-Aata, sale ko doonga maut ka chaata.”

• Pote to Shankar-“Hum yahaan ke dada hai Shankar, Zyaada badbad karke apni zindagi mein maut ki gadbad mat kar!”

• Shankar to Ibu Hatela-“Aaj ke baad tujhe koi bhi Ibu Hatela nahin, Ibu Katela kahega” 

New Year Resolutions

Don't wait for the new year to form and practice resolutions. Just go for it!

I Love You: A private love letter

Hi, since I don’t know, I love you. The beautiful eyes, the seductive curves, your persona, were definitely a few reasons which drew my attention but as I came to know you more, I was amazed! You were so pious! I could trust you. Isn’t trust what we all are searching in this world? I felt like my search ended. I’ve never said anything to anyone about you. But suddenly, I don’t know was it the young blood or was it the long lying recondite feeling which no longer wanted to just stay silent  inside the darkest chambers of my heart, unnoticed & neglected, I just don’t know. But i erupted.. like a volcano. I was scared, i wondered what’ll happen if the answer is no? I knew my heart will shatter and will never be able to set another desire, ever. But unlike expected you chose me.

And oh dear! When the first time I faced the world with you, umm.. how do I describe the feeling..  So much strength you inject in me that I feel like the king of the world. Whenever you are with me, I have no worries. Even if I have some, you make me forget them. I am clearly able to see the jealousy in other’s eyes which slightly amuses me. My inner kid wants to tease them by showing them his tongue but I control him.  You complete me dear. You complete me.

And what to say about your naughty side, haha. When you tease me by going into neutral gear after 2^nd gear and also after 3^rd gear sometimes, I get the message that you are not like others, you ought to be treated royally, and you will be dear. Why wouldn’t you? You are reliable, low maintenance, you drive the off roads like it is a well-built smooth highway, the thump, the sound….ohh the sound, also I know that, the so called pressure release system is nothing but you pray to god for my safe ride in my pressure release kick and then start obediently in the start kick. So religious and caring! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU MY DEAR BULT, you know why? Because you love me back, and I know, you’ll be with me for a long long time. You have my heart and I have your keys, seems fair. ;)

              Zindagi tumhare bina adhoori thi, aur tumhare bina adhoori rahegi…jab bhi

                                                                                                                         

Love

Paari

PS: even though your name Royal Enfield Bullet is very lovely, but still I’ll call you BULT. I love to call you that. :P

your pic i clicked last time